Kanye West’s Greatest Hits: An Epic Symphony Of Antisemitic Tropes And Delusional Quotables! Prepare To Be Amazed (Or Just Really Confused)!

Let’s take a plunge into the intriguing mind of Kanye West, a.k.a. Ye, the self-proclaimed mastermind of our era. Brace yourselves for a collection of jaw-droppingly brilliant quotes that will surely make you question the boundaries of human intelligence. Prepare to be spellbound as we unveil these 20 dazzling gems, where Kanye effortlessly combines ancient antisemitic tropes with a touch of insanity. So, grab some popcorn, sit back, and get ready for a journey into the twisted labyrinth of Kanye’s disturbed mind and his gloriously inflated ego. It’s a real treat, I promise!

1. I don’t even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in
2. I am God’s vessel but my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live
3. I can say anti-semitic things, and Adídas can’t drop me. Now what?
4. By 5o% I am more influential than Stanley Kubrick, Apostle Paul, Picasso. fucking Picasso and Escobar. By 50% more influential than any other human being.
5. I dont like walking around with people thinking I’m doing uncool shit, because there’s nothing I’m doing that’s uncool
6. People write novels and they just be so wordy and so self absorbed. I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books.
7. I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.
8. Visiting my mind is like visiting the Hermes factory. Shit is real
9. I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade. I wiil be the loudest voice
10. I need a room full of mirrors so I can be surrounded by winners.
11. I feel like I’m too busy writing history to read it
12. I am so credible and so influential and so relevant that I will change things.
13. I always misspell “genius”. The irony!
14. You may be talented but you’re not Kanve West
15. We all self-conscious. I’m just the first to admit it
16. I have decided in 2020 to run for president
17. Sometimes I get emotional over fonts.
18. I have to dress Kim every day so she doesn’t embarrass me.
19. I’m a pop enigma. I live and breathe every element in life. I rock a bespoke suit and I go to Harold’s for fried chicken
20. For me to say I wasn’t a genius I’d just be lying to you and to myself

If you have any brilliant Kanye quotes that we’ve not included here, please let us know in the comments section. Ye’s brilliance knows no bounds.