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Last week both the New Yorker and The Times of London did huge features on an absolutely ridiculous emerging trend —rockers belting it out at corporate gigs and billionaire bashes, even bar mitzvahs. Now, you might be scratching your head and wondering, “What in the name of Ozzy Osbourne is going on here?”


First off, our beloved rock stars are getting mighty tired of the same ol’ money-making routines. Album sales and tours? So passé! Corporate gigs and bar mitzvahs, on the other hand, are like treasure chests filled with moolah. Cha-ching! And hey, let’s not forget that it gives these musicians an ego boost when they can brag about performing for the who’s who of billionaires.

Speaking of billionaires, those eccentric folks are constantly looking for inventive ways to flaunt their wealth. What better way to show off than by hiring a legendary rock band to rock their exclusive events? It’s like shouting from the mountaintops, “Hey, look at me! I’m rich and I can make the coolest people play for me!”

Despite the ludicrous price tags, the demand for these corporate gigs is on the rise. Because, you know, corporations have more money than they know what to do with, and what better way to spend it than on a private concert for Karen from accounting’s retirement party?

Rockers have long hair, wear leather jackets, and flaunt tattoos, while billionaires have alistshort hair, fancy suits, and are as ink-free as a blank sheet of paper. Now, here’s the real kicker—rockers and billionaires actually have more in common than you might think. They share an insatiable hunger for success and money, an unyielding drive that propels them forward. And let’s not forget their impeccable taste in music. After all, nothing screams “We’re soulmates!” like headbanging together to a killer air guitar riff.

So, this convergence of rockers and billionaires is bound to continue. It’s a win-win situation. The rockers get their pockets lined, the billionaires get to parade their extravagant lifestyles, and everyone gets to party like it’s 1999 all over again.

Of course, there are those party-poopers who argue that this trend spells the demise of rock music. They claim that when rockers stoop to playing corporate gigs, they’ve sold their souls. Well, I beg to differ. I think it’s great that rockers have discovered a new way to rake in the cash. And let’s face it, it’s amusing that they’re using their rebellious platform to entertain a whole new audience—billionaires and their overprivileged offspring, even though it may be somewhat bad optics.

To all the performers who are embracing corporate gigs and performing at bar mitzvahs for billionaires, I say, “Keep on rocking!” After all, what epitomizes rock music more than rebellion and freedom? What could be more rebellious and liberating than a billionaire hiring a rock band to perform at their child’s bar mitzvah?

To all the billionaires who engage rockers for their exclusive events, I applaud your support. By doing so, you contribute to the preservation of rock music’s essence.

So,  to all of the performers who are happily rocking the corporate circuit, keep doing your thing. You’re like modern-day jesters, entertaining the elite. And to you billionaires, who are splurging on rock stars for your fancy parties, kudos to you as well. You’re the heroes keeping the spirit of rock music alive while enjoying your champagne and caviar.

Who needs ROI when you can hang with Kanye West?




  • Wayne Rosso

    Wayne Rosso has worked in music and technology for decades. He has worked with such artists as Aerosmith, Bee Gees, Crosby, Stills & Nash, Public Image LTD., Beach Boys, Phillip Glass, Fleetwood Mac, Rick James, New Kids on the Block, Slash, Evanescence and scores of others.


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